I Am Not A Cannibal

This pic is a bit of a rant so I’m sorry about this! For the past couple of weeks I have had to deal with loads of rude people at the bistro I work at, to get me out the house and help keep my head afloat while setting up cannibal properly. I have had enough of being looked at like im a piece of poo or just a waitress without a brain! so I thought I would get the anger out if me by drawing it, I must say I do feel a bit better for it, plus this way I wont end up in prison!

This actually happened me and my friend Sam was having a nice walk a couple of days ago when it got rudely interrupted by a pigeon dive bombing her head!!! its a good job she’s 4ft 7 other wise it would of hit her! we both are now even more scared of the bloody things!!!!

I am a huge Hunter S. Thompson fan so i thought i would draw a pic him & share it with you guys, this is from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas which is an awesome book and film! if you haven’t seen, WHY NOT!

This comic will make sense to Neil & Jim. When Neil changed his branch at work, him and Jim was talking about it, saying how much better a branch it is, and how much closer it is to his home, Jim was trying to say “think about all the lie ins” but Neil thought he was saying, think of all the lions! which made him very confused for a while, as it would anyone! When I got home they told me the story which made me chuckle! & has become a house joke : D

This is dedicated to Sam, Sally, Neil & Jim. This all started with a random conversation at work with my loverly ladies (Sam & Sally not Neil & Jim) we was thinking that green fly must fly around scream arrrrrgggghhhh! its windy I want to go the other way! but they have no choice, they cant fly against the wind! & it carried on from there. When I got home from work I told Neil & Jim about the conversation & the randomness continued on, we decided that green fly think trees are their only friends, thats why they hang around them all the time, they are proud to be tree huggers!